Is this your mother?

January 26th, My mom's a hoarder like from that reality tv show. Example: She bought 5 boxes of drumsticks (the ice cream) because it was on sale...man that's crazy.


December 30th, My mother has stopped complaining...to just not doing anything. It's like she transformed from a child to a baby...just sitting there...being a person that needs to have everything done for her...god.


December 25th, My mother brings fear into people's mind. Example: My mom trips on a step while going down the stairs outside of her friend's house. She then screams to others coming out of the house, WATCH OUT! THERE'S ICE, WATCH OUT! YOU CAN TRIP AND FALL, WATCH OUT! I was right behind her, there was no ice. Anyways, people hear this and start to get scared. I was just in awe to just hear all the yelling...while leaving, she even said, Watch out! before we left...man that was just jokes.


December 1st, My mother bought a pumpkin...that's right, a pumpkin because she wanted to use it to make soup. Sounds reasonable right? I said, you're never gonna use it for soup cause no ones going to cut it. But, of course as my mother, she said, I'll cut it then!
December 11th, The pumpkin has been sitting on the kitchen table for a while now and started to rot. I told my dad that we need to dump the pumpkin because mom didn't use it and it's rotting. But as my mother...of course, she told me to cut it...Man this is just stupid.

November 23rd, My sister and i decide to dump a lot of stuff in our house since my mom never wants to throw anything away and our house is really cluttered. We spend literally 3 hours dumping and recycling. We found like 3 full bags of oatmeal, billions of shoes, and just random junk. It was just taking up space in our house. After we finished, my parents come home and my mother doesn't even notice that all her oatmeal, shoes and junk are all gone. But coming back from the states, she brings back 6 boxes of oatmeal, 3 pairs of shoes which i know she won't wear, and a lot more junk...Looks like all our hard work went down the drain.

November 21st, My mother always tells me to save money, because i spend a lot of money and 'mo liu' or for you non-Cantonese, useless, stuff. She went to the states for the 2nd time in November and will probably bring back useless stuff. She also called me today to see if i wanted her to buy socks for since it's cheap at the states...Do you really have to go the states to buy cheap socks?...I declined and said it would probably be cheaper if you didn't use up all that gas...and just buy them in Canada...Whose spending a lot of money on useless stuff now...She'll most likely give the same lecture about wasting money 2 days after she comes back.

November 16th, Hesitantly, I told my mother that i wanted some raisin bread, to eat for breakfast.
November 18th, She buys 4 loaves of raisin bread. I said that i couldn't eat that much before it would expire. She says she'll eat the rest.
2 Months ago, we had to trash 2 loaves of bread because my mom was going to eat the rest.
Yes...this keeps repeating with different types of food.

November 14th, my mother woke me up at 8:30 yelling that i had school today. Yesterday, i told her that tommorow i didn't have school tommorow, so she shouldn't wake me up...Disrespect.

November 12th, I told my mother 5 times that i had work today. Half-way thru work, she calls me and asks me why i wasn't home...seriously.

November 10th, My mother was thinking of going to the states in 2 weeks, after coming back...without me...like come on.

November 9th, My mother told me i had to take out the trash. I said that's fine but after i finish my test which is due in 2 hours. She yells and tells me that you can do that later, just take out the trash...So trash is more important.

November 8th, My mother starts talking and criticizing about everything during a music video. Right after that, she asks what just happened. My sister and I tell her to be quiet and just listen, but she starts criticizing again... Like COME ON!